Launching Tuesday 6th May
Shed the haze. Earn the dry.
The Zero Proof
Collective
SOBERTRAILS is the mountain.The Zero Proof Collective is the tactics, the fuel, the crew and the grit required to climb it.
What we do
Group online coaching for running enthusiasts who trade pints for PB’s, fuel with trail-proven nutrition, and forge mindsets immune to stagnationNot running yet? We’ll teach you.
Who it’s for
SOBERTRAILS is for anyone ready to optimise their life using our four core pillars (running, nutrition, mindset, sobriety) — but you choose which gears to grind.
YOU’RE A GOOD FIT IF…
- You’re a runner/hiker who wants to fuel like a pro, recover smarter, and improve on the trails — even if you don’t need to touch the sobriety frameworks.- You’re a time-crunched parent/professional who needs a tested playbook to upgrade fitness, energy, focus and resilience.- You’re sober-curious and want to see what’s possible without the booze. Our mindset and sobriety strategies work in tandem with our running tactics, which will teach you how to outpace cravings.
WHAT WE DON’T DO
- Force sobriety on runners who just want faster splits.- Push mile thresholds on hikers chasing better meal prep.- Preach nutrition protocols if you're here for the mindset stuff.- Demand you care about all four pillars at once.
NON-NEGOTIABLES
- You must crave some version of “more” (energy, speed, clarity, dry streaks).- You’re willing to engage with at least one pillar deeply
Mission
We exist to forge a dry tribe of unbreakable humans who thrive without apology—engineered through the ruthless alchemy of running mechanics, mindset frameworks, and precision nutrition strategies.This isn’t self-help.
It’s a blueprint to outwork, outlast, and outshine a culture addicted to shortcuts, burnout and self sabotage.
WHAT YOU GET
The Zero Proof Collective Trail Pack(Tools, Tactics, and a Tribe That Outlasts the Storm)🗺️ The Map: Private Skool PlatformYour all-terrain HQ :- Fogbound Crucible – Rainproof running tactics (no experience required).- Clean Fuel Forge – Strategies to fuel energy and sharpen hydration—for daily life, long trail endurance, and race day’s razor-edge focus.- Unbreakable Mind Vault – Mental drills and frameworks that forge grit to outlast collapse.- 0% Navigation Kit – Sobriety frameworks using exact coordinates to navigate craving storms- Stormcellar Archives – Weekly intel from our founder Chris (think: actionable battle plans, not preachy Instagram reels).- Gear Autopsy – Kit reviews by experienced runners who’ve blown soles mid-mountain.- Debrief Trench – Race recaps raw enough to stain your shoes.🗣️ The Crew- Monthly Run Meetups (Usually 1hr from Nottingham, further afield if the demand is there) – Trails, tactical debriefs, and a chance to stride with your crew.- Skool Community – Think “group chat meets war room.” Trade TikTok scrolls for Strava screenshots and stolen race-day hacks.⚡ Choose Your Own AscentRunners, hikers, professionals, parents, whether sober-curious or not, share the same system. They just customise it like a trail mix — almonds for some, M&Ms for others, but all built to fuel forward motion.No fluff. No filler. Just a trail-proven system built for humans who’d rather bleed progress than sweat excuses.
Where You Are Now
THE RUT1. Weekend binges drain weekday potential
(Live for Friday, crash by Tuesday. Repeat.)2. Junk food sabotages results
(Nutrition ignorance = energy crashes. Empty tanks, empty progress.)3. Stress thrives where habits don’t adapt
(No resilience? Overwhelm wins. Mindset stuck on “survive,” not thrive.)4. Goals buried under “I’ll start next week”
(Excuses compound. Progress flatlines. The rut deepens.)
Where We Take You
THE COLLECTIVE ASCENT1. Trail-Smart Running Tactics
(Outpace plateaus. Tactics over talent.)2. Fuel by Instinct, Not Fads
(Hunger navigates, diets crumble.)3. Mindset Forged in the Fells
(Breakdowns become blueprints. Rain tests, but won’t stop.)4. Sobriety as Your Edge
(Dry days stack. Regrets don’t.)
Our 4 Core Pillars
Fogbound Crucible - Training Tactics
The crucible forges runners who outthink the trail.
No blind grit—just rain-soaked strategy and the quiet triumph of knowing exactly how far you can go.
Clean Fuel Forge - Nutrition
Nutrition protocols that outlast 12-hour shifts and power 5AM trail blitzes. Thirst quenched by discipline, not pints.
Unbreakable Mind Vault - Mindset
Temper a mind that treats excuses like blisters: acknowledge them, then grind until they callus.
0% Navigation Kit - Sobriety
Hangover routes erased. Your Zero Proof GPS only plots routes through sleet, hills and the exact puddles that used to break you.
Pricing
£97/mo
£49/mo
Launching 6th May 2025
Founding Member Rate
(First 25 members only)Not a sale.
A nod to the ones who stride first.- Lock this rate forever—no hikes, no loopholes.
FAQ’s
*1. “What if it doesn’t work?”It works. Your old life will rot in the rain. Your new one? A weatherproofed savage with a Strava addiction and a finish line that laughs at last orders.2. “What results can I expect to get?”A body that craves hills. A mind that ignores pints. No hand-holding—just canal-path coordinates and a playlist for grinding excuses into dust.3. “How much time per day?”Time’s for people who still think “tomorrow” exists. You’ll carve hours around your job and previously slept-in Sundays.4. “Is there a guarantee?”Yes. Stride with us and you’ll hate your old self by mile 30.5. “Do I have to stop drinking to join?”No. The Zero Proof Collective is for anyone who’s ever chosen a 6am sunrise run over a 2am nightcap, swapped a sluggish morning for a PB, or just want to feel alive in their own skin again. Complete abstinence is not demanded.
Bring your vices, but leave your justifications.EXIT POLICY1. The door’s always open. We don’t lock you in.2. Refunds?
No refunds.---
Still here? The trail’s waiting.
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